My first effort: The publicist at Bethany House asked me to get a cellphone so that he could get a hold of me more easily for last minute interviews regarding my new book.
Well, the old me would have happily agreed, but I put some thought into it, and I replied that I would, as long as I got the request as a Haiku.
I received the following Haiku, which I enjoyed quite a bit, and off I went to get a cell phone.
monster never satisfied;
cell phone appeases
I think I like this high-maintenance thing!