A joke from the local paper:
Irish guy goes into the confessional box and notices on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must say the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
Irish guy goes into the confessional box and notices on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must say the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."
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