Saturday, September 05, 2009

Confession (joke)

A joke from the local paper:

Irish guy goes into the confessional box and notices on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must say the confessional box is much more inviting these days."

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side."

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