Saturday, July 05, 2008

Was Jesus from California?

Funny jokes in today's paper:

Three equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are three really, really good arguments that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even after he was dead, he had to get up because there was still work to do.

It also suggests that he might be African-American because he didn't get a fair trial....

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