My forthcoming book (which, by the way, feels really, really good to say), has been picked up by a books-on-tape company. They are hiring me to read the book and paying me way-too-much money to do so.
I do this next week, but it occurs to me that all our communication has been by e-mail. They don't actually know what I sound like. So.... when I first meet them, I have a strong urge to talk like Mickey Mouse or, even better, Donald Duck. The contract has been signed after all. It would be hilarious to see what they do.